As a life long Kentucky fan, we are sad to see such a terrible player such as Porter play for us. We though Saul Smith sucked; boy were we wrong. Michael Porter may be the worst starting point guard in Kentucky Basketball history.
I mean, he sucks. He is a chicken who won't take wide open shots. He turns the ball over. I mean, Michael J. Fox could handle the ball better than him. He sucks, sucks really bad.
As UK fans, we pray daily he will quit the team, be abducted by aliens or become a monk. We just want him to leave UK. We are sick of watching him play. He sucks. Sucks very bad. We don't care if his parents see this. They suck for giving birth to such a sucky basketball player. Porter would suck if he played women's basketball.
I mean, he sucks. He is a chicken who won't take wide open shots. He turns the ball over. I mean, Michael J. Fox could handle the ball better than him. He sucks, sucks really bad.
As UK fans, we pray daily he will quit the team, be abducted by aliens or become a monk. We just want him to leave UK. We are sick of watching him play. He sucks. Sucks very bad. We don't care if his parents see this. They suck for giving birth to such a sucky basketball player. Porter would suck if he played women's basketball.
To all of my fellow UK fans, I figured out what other teams are doing to beat us. Think about it, its 5 versus 4 every game. You dont have to guard Porter AT ALL! This guy is self checked when he steps on the court. The other teams must be saying to themselves who cares if he scores 3 or 6 points, this guy will give the game to us with no defense. I just dont see a player that should not be on the team let along has talent to sell beer in the concessions is starting point guard. Im at a lost for words.
ReplyDeleteThis is stupid. It's not Michael Porter's fault he had to be picked as a starter. He was the best we had to make out a 5 person start - he would have been much better as a relief player than a starter, but the slim pickens are not his responsibility. He sure isn't the worst player in history.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pointless blog, dedicated to attacking and maligning another human being because of basketball. You ain't much of a UK fan if you create a blog dedicated to insulting one of our players. Get a life, sir. You should be embarrassed.
how rude
ReplyDeletejust because the team sucked doesn't mean you put the blame on one player
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