UK loses to Football School - if Gillispie goes please take Porter with you

Hey Billy-Bob, if you do leave or get fired, please do us Cats' fans one favor since you can't seem to win. Take Michael Porter with you. Our new coach deserves a better player.

UK to play Fighting Irish - let's all pray Porter gets into a fight and can't make the game

Since he had no assists last game, what is the point of having such a sucky point guard anyways?

UK wins second NIT game - Porter has no assists

Don't point guards supposed to pass the basketball? Ford did. Rondo did. Woods did. I guess Porter never learned this fact since he had no assists during the game.

UK beats UNLV - Porter scores 3 points

Porter made a field goal. I'm at a loss for words.

Michael Porter Sucks Poem

Michael Porter blows

Michael Porter needs to go

Michael Porter is a disgrace

Michael Porter is a joke to the human race

Michael Porter can't play ball

Michael Porter is the worst of em' all

Michael Porter is a joke

Michael Porter plays worst than a man on coke

UK to play in the sucky NIT - Porter will show his suckyness as always

Porter like always, will suck. Anyone wanna make a bet?

UK falls to LSU - I blame Porter, the anti-christ

Porter sucks. I blame him. He is clearly the son of Satan.