UK wins second NIT game - Porter has no assists

Don't point guards supposed to pass the basketball? Ford did. Rondo did. Woods did. I guess Porter never learned this fact since he had no assists during the game.

UK beats UNLV - Porter scores 3 points

Porter made a field goal. I'm at a loss for words.

Michael Porter Sucks Poem

Michael Porter blows

Michael Porter needs to go

Michael Porter is a disgrace

Michael Porter is a joke to the human race

Michael Porter can't play ball

Michael Porter is the worst of em' all

Michael Porter is a joke

Michael Porter plays worst than a man on coke

UK to play in the sucky NIT - Porter will show his suckyness as always

Porter like always, will suck. Anyone wanna make a bet?

UK falls to LSU - I blame Porter, the anti-christ

Porter sucks. I blame him. He is clearly the son of Satan.

UK beats Ole' Miss - Porter is 1 for 7 shooting

UK wins, Porter sucks. Same old song and dance.

UK loses to Gators - Porter goes scoreless!

Good game Porter. I'm old and fat and could play as bad as you. There's a difference, I'm not supposed to be a Men's One Division Basketball player!