As you can tell from the above box scores, what a great game - well not Porter. Like always, he sucked balls.
He had 5 points and 5 turnovers. And he is our starting point guard? He needs to not only be benched, but kicked off the team for sucking!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Michael Porter sucks - our purpose
As a life long Kentucky fan, we are sad to see such a terrible player such as Porter play for us. We though Saul Smith sucked; boy were we wrong. Michael Porter may be the worst starting point guard in Kentucky Basketball history.
I mean, he sucks. He is a chicken who won't take wide open shots. He turns the ball over. I mean, Michael J. Fox could handle the ball better than him. He sucks, sucks really bad.
As UK fans, we pray daily he will quit the team, be abducted by aliens or become a monk. We just want him to leave UK. We are sick of watching him play. He sucks. Sucks very bad. We don't care if his parents see this. They suck for giving birth to such a sucky basketball player. Porter would suck if he played women's basketball.
I mean, he sucks. He is a chicken who won't take wide open shots. He turns the ball over. I mean, Michael J. Fox could handle the ball better than him. He sucks, sucks really bad.
As UK fans, we pray daily he will quit the team, be abducted by aliens or become a monk. We just want him to leave UK. We are sick of watching him play. He sucks. Sucks very bad. We don't care if his parents see this. They suck for giving birth to such a sucky basketball player. Porter would suck if he played women's basketball.
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