Michael Porter Sucks Poem

Michael Porter blows

Michael Porter needs to go

Michael Porter is a disgrace

Michael Porter is a joke to the human race

Michael Porter can't play ball

Michael Porter is the worst of em' all

Michael Porter is a joke

Michael Porter plays worst than a man on coke

UK to play in the sucky NIT - Porter will show his suckyness as always

Porter like always, will suck. Anyone wanna make a bet?

UK falls to LSU - I blame Porter, the anti-christ

Porter sucks. I blame him. He is clearly the son of Satan.

UK beats Ole' Miss - Porter is 1 for 7 shooting

UK wins, Porter sucks. Same old song and dance.

UK loses to Gators - Porter goes scoreless!

Good game Porter. I'm old and fat and could play as bad as you. There's a difference, I'm not supposed to be a Men's One Division Basketball player!

UK loses to UGA - even with 5 three pointers, Porter still blows goat

We got beat by last place UGA. And this wasn't a football game. Porter sucks. Still sucks.

UK beaten into pulp by S.C. : Maybe Porter will break some bones before his next start

Wow. What another disgrace for UK basketball. U of L's women team could beat us. Porter couldn't put up 5 points against these ladies. Here would be his stats against the Lady Cards.

2 Points

1 Assist

4 Turnovers