Sunday, March 8, 2009

UK loses to Gators - Porter goes scoreless!

Good game Porter. I'm old and fat and could play as bad as you. There's a difference, I'm not supposed to be a Men's One Division Basketball player!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

UK beaten into pulp by S.C. : Maybe Porter will break some bones before his next start

Wow. What another disgrace for UK basketball. U of L's women team could beat us. Porter couldn't put up 5 points against these ladies. Here would be his stats against the Lady Cards.

2 Points

1 Assist

4 Turnovers

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

UK loses 3rd staright - Porter plays bad for 3rd straight year

Not only is Porter the anti-christ, he sucks. I hope Porter is a much better student than he is a basketball player. I highly doubt this. I can't believe this loser has a free ride to college. How can you play so bad and have a scholarship? Mashburn deserved one; Porter hell no.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Michael Porter is the anti-christ

The more I see Porter play and suck, it finally came to me. He has to be the anti-christ. Kentucky has always had good point guards such as Beard, Woods, Ford, Epps, Turner, Hawkins, Sparks and Rondo. Now we are stuck with Porter. Everyone knowns that UK is God's gift to college basketball. Therefore, our sucky point guard has to be a spawn of Satan. Yes, Porter is the anti-christ.