UK loses to Football School - if Gillispie goes please take Porter with you

Hey Billy-Bob, if you do leave or get fired, please do us Cats' fans one favor since you can't seem to win. Take Michael Porter with you. Our new coach deserves a better player.

UK to play Fighting Irish - let's all pray Porter gets into a fight and can't make the game

Since he had no assists last game, what is the point of having such a sucky point guard anyways?

UK wins second NIT game - Porter has no assists

Don't point guards supposed to pass the basketball? Ford did. Rondo did. Woods did. I guess Porter never learned this fact since he had no assists during the game.

UK beats UNLV - Porter scores 3 points

Porter made a field goal. I'm at a loss for words.

Michael Porter Sucks Poem

Michael Porter blows

Michael Porter needs to go

Michael Porter is a disgrace

Michael Porter is a joke to the human race

Michael Porter can't play ball

Michael Porter is the worst of em' all

Michael Porter is a joke

Michael Porter plays worst than a man on coke

UK to play in the sucky NIT - Porter will show his suckyness as always

Porter like always, will suck. Anyone wanna make a bet?

UK falls to LSU - I blame Porter, the anti-christ

Porter sucks. I blame him. He is clearly the son of Satan.

UK beats Ole' Miss - Porter is 1 for 7 shooting

UK wins, Porter sucks. Same old song and dance.

UK loses to Gators - Porter goes scoreless!

Good game Porter. I'm old and fat and could play as bad as you. There's a difference, I'm not supposed to be a Men's One Division Basketball player!

UK loses to UGA - even with 5 three pointers, Porter still blows goat

We got beat by last place UGA. And this wasn't a football game. Porter sucks. Still sucks.

UK beaten into pulp by S.C. : Maybe Porter will break some bones before his next start

Wow. What another disgrace for UK basketball. U of L's women team could beat us. Porter couldn't put up 5 points against these ladies. Here would be his stats against the Lady Cards.

2 Points

1 Assist

4 Turnovers

Meeks wins game with a three: Porter has four turnovers

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/sports/x140291478/Meeks-hits-3-UK-beats-Florida

What a game by Porter. He still sucks.

UK loses 3rd staright - Porter plays bad for 3rd straight year

Not only is Porter the anti-christ, he sucks. I hope Porter is a much better student than he is a basketball player. I highly doubt this. I can't believe this loser has a free ride to college. How can you play so bad and have a scholarship? Mashburn deserved one; Porter hell no.

Michael Porter is the anti-christ

The more I see Porter play and suck, it finally came to me. He has to be the anti-christ. Kentucky has always had good point guards such as Beard, Woods, Ford, Epps, Turner, Hawkins, Sparks and Rondo. Now we are stuck with Porter. Everyone knowns that UK is God's gift to college basketball. Therefore, our sucky point guard has to be a spawn of Satan. Yes, Porter is the anti-christ.

UK loses again - Porter again sucks

UK was beat at home; something years ago was almost unheard of. Porter like always played like crap. He simply SUCKS.

Ole' Miss downs UK - Porter scores 3 points

UK lost to a very weak Ole' Miss team this past Tuesday. Porter who sucks, scored three points and also had three fouls Typical bad game for Porter.

Porter stats so far - as you can tell, he sucks

Points - 3.8

Asst - 3.1

Rebounds - 2.1

This guy blows. He sucks. Saul Smith could at least shot and make a shot, and he sucked. But Porter really, really sucks.

He's also shooting 33.8 % and a whopping 26.8 % from three point range.

Steele not playing - maybe Porter will break his own legs and do us Cats fans a favor

http://ballhype.com/story/alabama_s_steele_to_forego_remainder_of_season_ncaa/

With no Steele I believe it's only fair that UK sits a player out. My choice, Porter. He sucks when he plays. He helps the other team more than he helps us. Why should we care? Porter, please break your own legs for us, please.

UK sneaks past Auburn - was Porter even playing?

http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/stats/2008-2009/uk0121.html

Crap, he did play and man what a game. 0 points, 4 fouls and 4 turnovers. Maybe he should play for the retard basketball league of America. Maybe there he could at least average 6 points a game.

UK rolls past Georgia - Porter might as well been a no show

http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/stats/2008-2009/uk0118.html

Wow, he scored a whopping 7! Turned the ball over 6 times and had one assist.

UK beats the crap out of Tennessee - Porter plays like crap

http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/stats/2008-2009/uk0113.html

As you can tell from the above box scores, what a great game - well not Porter. Like always, he sucked balls.

He had 5 points and 5 turnovers. And he is our starting point guard? He needs to not only be benched, but kicked off the team for sucking!

Michael Porter sucks - our purpose

As a life long Kentucky fan, we are sad to see such a terrible player such as Porter play for us. We though Saul Smith sucked; boy were we wrong. Michael Porter may be the worst starting point guard in Kentucky Basketball history.

I mean, he sucks. He is a chicken who won't take wide open shots. He turns the ball over. I mean, Michael J. Fox could handle the ball better than him. He sucks, sucks really bad.

As UK fans, we pray daily he will quit the team, be abducted by aliens or become a monk. We just want him to leave UK. We are sick of watching him play. He sucks. Sucks very bad. We don't care if his parents see this. They suck for giving birth to such a sucky basketball player. Porter would suck if he played women's basketball.